Pepperonism

One of the most important ritual in Pepperonism, is on every Friday you should eat a pizza in order to flatter the sacred spirit of Holy Mr. Pepperoni. Also it is common that during church, every Saturday night, you should eat a slice of pizza to feel connected to Mr. Pepperoni. Apart from that every time you are about to eat a pizza you should pray and thank Mr Pepperoni for sharing his food with humanity.

 

People should join this religion because it is a way in which you can feel connected with the creature that provide us such an special and delicious meal. It's a way in which you can feel spiritually released for the sins you have done throughout the week, and eating pizza is a way of forgiveness from Mr. Pepperoni.